Extraído do blog de finanças pessoais Cash Money Life, os novos termos do Mercado à luz da nova realidade econômica:
- CEO. Chief Embezzlement Officer.
- CFO. Corporate Fraud Officer.
- BULL MARKET. A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
- BEAR MARKET. A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
- VALUE INVESTING. The art of buying low and selling lower.
- P/E RATIO. The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
- BROKER. What my broker has made me.
- STANDARD & POOR. Your life in a nutshell.
- STOCK ANALYST. Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
- STOCK SPLIT. When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
- FINANCIAL PLANNER. A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
- MARKET CORRECTION. The day after you buy stocks.
- CASH FLOW. The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
- YAHOO. What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
- WINDOWS. What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
- INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR. Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.
- PROFIT. An archaic word no longer in use.
Assino embaixo. Especialmente o “Profit”.
