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Novos termos do Mercado

Posted by Diego Beyer em novembro 24, 2008

Extraído do blog de finanças pessoais Cash Money Life, os novos termos do Mercado à luz da nova realidade econômica:

  • CEO. Chief Embezzlement Officer.
  • CFO. Corporate Fraud Officer.
  • BULL MARKET. A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.
  • BEAR MARKET. A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
  • VALUE INVESTING. The art of buying low and selling lower.
  • P/E RATIO. The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.
  • BROKER. What my broker has made me.
  • STANDARD & POOR. Your life in a nutshell.
  • STOCK ANALYST. Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
  • STOCK SPLIT. When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
  • FINANCIAL PLANNER. A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
  • MARKET CORRECTION. The day after you buy stocks.
  • CASH FLOW. The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
  • YAHOO. What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
  • WINDOWS. What you jump out of when you’re the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share.
  • INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR. Past year investor who’s now locked up in a nuthouse.
  • PROFIT. An archaic word no longer in use.

Assino embaixo. Especialmente o “Profit”.


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Sad but true..

Posted by Diego Beyer em novembro 20, 2008

Por quê as mulheres tem duas mãos?


Por quê os homens tem duas mãos?


Recebido via email desse pessoal que não tem nada o que fazer no trabalho…

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